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Professional love letter

Dear Ms.___________________, I am extremely happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since 20th August. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th August at 1600 hrs, I would like to submit my candidature for the post of your lover. Our affair would be on a probation [...]

Writing Can Be Fun

Dear Miss Pretext, I want to introduce you to Excuses Inc.. I have been doing business with them for quite some time. We have joint ventures concerning the fabrication of lies and excuses -all ventures that you, too, might be interested in pursuing. Excuses Inc. is opening an office in your area. Mr. Deception, who [...]