September 19, 2008 – 4:51 am
Dear _____________________,
We at _________________________ (Company) would like to express our deepest condolence to you and your family in your time of need. Please let us know if there are any special needs that we may be able to assist you with during this time.
It is our mission to ensure that our employees are treated like family and are happy to help in any way possible. As you know, we have established a fund within our company to assist employees at times such as these and would like to send flowers or a donation, as you deem appropriate. Please contact us with instructions on how to proceed.
Very truly yours,
__________________________
September 16, 2008 – 5:20 am
Dear Ms.___________________,
I am extremely happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since 20th August. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th August at 1600 hrs, I would like to submit my candidature for the post of your lover.
Our affair would be on a probation period of six months and depending upon the compatibility, would be made permanent. On completion of the probation, based on the performance you can be promoted from lover to spouse.
In the mean time the expenses incurred on coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later if you perform well, I will take up extra share of the expenses.
I request you to respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing of which this offer would be cancelled and someone else will be considered for the same. If you are not interested please pass this letter to your sister, may be she would like to take up the opportunity.
Thank you in anticipation.
Your’s sincerely,
________________________
