Dear Friend [or Name],
We are proud "parents" of an American Akita, Chico, and an Ariege Pointer, Harpo.
Oh, yes, four Homo sapiens-not counting me-also call 2251 home. They are my daughters Jade, 8, and Katana, 12, son Brandon, 6, and my wife, Mariel, (age withheld upon request).
We moved into the neighborhood just weeks ago and feel right at home here.
One thing we've noticed about the neighborhood is that it seems to attract dog lovers.
With the exception of about 6 families or so, almost everyone owns a dog or two.
The bad guys must be giving the neighborhood a wide berth because we haven't heard of there having been a break-in or burglary since we moved here.
I don't think my family will ever be caught sleeping if someone tries to break into or burglarize our place.
That's because we'll still be awake . . . thanks to your beautiful Doberman!
Jade adores her as much as she does Chico and Harpo.
Who wouldn't. She's one friendly and quiet Canis lupus familiaris . . . but only during the day!
At night . . . .
She barks. And barks. And barks some more!
As much as we love dogs, we are now finding ourselves wishing your Doberman were a cat!
That way, she wouldn't keep us awake late into the night!